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    <title>EnigmaCurry</title>
    <link>http://www.enigmacurry.com/</link>
    <description>The Curry Enigma</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 01:43:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>This is me every morning.</title>
      <link>http://www.enigmacurry.com/2007/10/26/this-is-me-every-morning/</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:58:49 EDT</pubDate>
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<p>Actually.. the cat is <strong><em>way</em></strong> closer to my face than in this video. Also, replace the bat with a full glass of water that I've stupidly left on the nightstand.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>The best jokes are timeless</title>
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<p>Several months ago Kellie (my wife) and I had a really good laugh at <a href="http://www.cutewithchris.com/">Cute with Chris'</a> recital of T-Pain's <em>Buy you a drank</em>:</p>

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<p>I thought to myself, Chris, you're a genius! I still think that. Kellie and I are constantly saying to each other "Whatchoo think about dat?" As funny as it is however, the joke is far from original. Steve Allen made the same joke decades ago but with a different song. That doesn't make Chris' joke any less funny though. The best comedians are those that can find new ways to bring out truth that everyone already knows. Here's Steve Allen's original (Heck maybe <em>he's</em> not even the first):</p>

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<p><em><strong>The best jokes are timeless.</strong></em></p>

<p>Thanks go to <a href="http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/015588.html">Lew Rockwell</a> for the link.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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